Jokes in the Woks

Some jokes to keep you entertained.


"HOW was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate."Terrible!" the room-mate answered."He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.""Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?""He was the original owner."-----

Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?Patient: I sure did. The bottle said, "keep tightly closed."-----

Girl : Do you love me ?Boy : Yes DearGirl : Would you die for me ?Boy : No, mine is undying love-----

Man : How old is your father ?Boy : As old as meMan : How can that be ?Boy : He became a father only when I was born-----

Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.-----

Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!-----Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.-----

Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?"College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."-----

"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.""That's nice of her to take such an interest. What did she say when u told her u are the only child?""She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"-----

Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"-----A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher."'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."-----

Tooth extractionPatient : How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist : $90.00.Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.-----

Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."Teacher : "Use your dad's then."Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."

My Week

Finally, it's a Friday! Yay! This means the weekend is here. 5 days in the mine for 2 days of paradise! But I do enjoy what I doing at work plus my colleagues (in my dept) are really fun. Going to their house to play mahjong tmr, captain's ball next week and cycling at Ubin the following week. Never expected so have fited in so well. :)

I'm sitting at home chilling out with my family and mocca. It feels really good to have them all here. On wed, I had my driving test at 3.45pm. I thought I could pass. Sigh. Guess what stupid move I made? I inched forward to wait at a "imaginary pocket" in an attempt make a right turn at the junction despite the red arrow. This was an immediate failure! SObz!

Later that night, I went for Asoc Gala Dinner with my Asocies gang. Seeing many of my old friends once again reminded me of the fun times I had in school with them all. Sadly due to work, tim chloe and I were unable to join the rest for drinks and more action.

Well, I am glad today ended well. Looking forward to tomorrow!

Badminton with my family!

MoCCa - my little baby

Woohoo. I just woke up, it's a brand new day. my dog mocca is missing! I found out that it went jogging with my aunt. heehe. I miss my mocca. We call him mocca because he fur is that colour. he is one greedy little shih tzu which found my home by accident one day at he start of this year. before that, I have been seeing him wandering around my estate pitifully as if he were lost. I have no idea why the owner chose to let him go, he is such a cute little baby. I have advertised for mocca to have his owner claim him but no one has called so far. He is 7 years old, really obedient, one who hardly barks. I sometimes carry him like one and rock him to sleep. He loves to follow me into my room and sleep with me. I am more than glad so as long he doesnt poo or pee in my room. :P I love my mocca.

Past and Present

Hello, it is by chance that I decided to start blogging again. weird huh? I guess i can blog anonymously or at best not compromising on my privacy. Ha, I didnt add on to my previous blog as I think its good on its own. I reckon it'll be there even when my grandchildren are born. Let's see if I am right.

Anyway, having re-read my previous blog, I realised how much my life has changed since then. I still hold on to some of the core values mentioned. Other than that, I am less angsty, more receptive to other people's opinions and idiosyncrasies. I have let go of someone who meant the world to me for extenuating circumstances. For better or worse, no one knows. Even so, I know life will unwind itself naturally; that things will eventually work out for me. :)

Currently, I am seeing someone. This someone is special; he could very well be the right person. For some unspecifed reason, I just cant bring myself to love him. Maybe it's because we dont spend enough time together, maybe its because my heart has lost its capacity to love or maybe it's because i just wanna be alone. So many maybes to my lack of love, what could it be? I doubt I will ever find an answer but it's ok, I will work on my heart to love this someone special.

Free feel to visit my old blog at http://kooshiekwek.blogspot.com/.